From Milan

My Brother went to Milan and all he got me were these bike pictures:

Jeesh, even their hire scheme bikes are stylish in Milan. My brother must have stuck out like a sore thumb. I think he cuts his hair himself.

From Tokyo

My Brother went to Tokyo and all he got me were these bike pictures:

Thanks bruv. I'm green with envy but appreciate this so much more than a Toblerone that has obviously been purchased at Heathrow Airport. Also, emails titled 'Bike Porn' always get opened first. ALWAYS.
Here's what he got me from India.

From India

My brother went to India and all he got me were these bike pictures:

You know that email you get from people who are travelling telling you where they are, what they are doing, wearing, eating, drinking? Well yesterday I dropped my glove in a puddle, I can't remember what an actual blue sky looks like and I want to punch your email in the face. My brother totally gets this so has spared me the details of his trip around India and just sends me emails titled 'Indian Bike Porn' with pictures like these. 

He'll just wait till he next sees me in person to tell me ALL about his trip. When I can't escape.