Bike Ties

If you are starting a new job or stressing about what to buy for a dad, here are a couple of sweepingly stereotypical bike buys for you in the shape of ties with bikes on them.

Paul Smith Silk Tie £75

River Island Bike Print Tie £12

Admittedly I only know about two people who actually wear ties to work and even they can't really be more adventurous than a stripe or, at a stretch, a paisley.

When you say 'bike tie' I actually think of these:

Bungeeeeeeeeees.

In fact since wearing a tie every day for five years at secondary school, the closest I get to ties unkinkily these days is at weddings, where my friends take them off and tie them around their heads as soon as the speeches end. Classic.

 Yeah. These guys.